"Oxycodone (Percodan or Percocett) and vodka. "
Doesn't one of those have tylenol in it? Probably not a good combo with the vodka unless you like having renal or liver failure.
Much safer and much better tasting is the Cabo Wobble Margarita:
1 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz triple sec
2 oz Cabo Wabo tequila
2 crushed vicodin tablets
ice
Mix all in blender until slurpie like consistancy is achieved. Serve in a salt rimmed glass.
Optional: float 1oz Gran Marnier on top after you pour blended margarita into the glass.