You've done in the last six months.

Geneiuses ?

You go first.

I challenged MACS to a duel. At ten paces. With soup spoons.

Oh, and I gave a certain Philly cop **** about driving an orange truck three weeks before I'm going to be in town. I smell...is that? Yes...yes, I think it's pepper spray.

Trying to have intelligent conversation with Obamatrons.

Stayed up too late three nights in a row.

Helped a buddy of mine install new plumbing for an add on bathroom we put in his house. All was going smooth until we gave the **** a test flush and it started steaming. He never marked the lines and I didnt double check his plumbing. I told him at least he will never have to clean it LOL.

I didnt attatch the hose tightly enough on my new garden pump sprayer. It came loose under pressure and spewed weed killer all over my head. Sucked as bad as anything's ever sucked.

#8 Hot ****! Classic plumbing mistake. However, if you leave it, you'll always have a warm place to crap on those cold mornings. Just give her a flush before you sit down.

joining my brute.com

Sorry, nothing to report.

That hot water will melt your wax seal,

How's THIS for dumb...

I actually counted on the State of California to deposit my tax refund in my checking account (cue laugh track). Not only did this on-the-verge of bankruptcy state NOT give me back my money, but they "found" an "error" and disallowed nearly 70% of my refund.

What was the error? They claim that the numbers on my W2s didn't match the numbers on my return. "BZZZZT!" The person who prepared my taxes prepared my W2s. The numbers match. The state got an angry fax and has said, "Oops."

So where's my money?

Dunno. Maybe it went missing among the $172 million in food stamps issued to those who were not entitled.

I'll probably get what's owed to me sometime in 2009, but... Damn. I've adjusted this year's withholding so that NEXT year, I'll owe the state.

ScottHar

I leftt the plunger in the toilet

"I’ll probably get what’s owed to me sometime in 2009,"

You already are, peasant. You'll get nothing and like it!!

Skotbob....hopefully your hair doesn't start falling out. That would really suck.