Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become a widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"

wrong board. see political please, and forgive me my sins as i forgive others.

You of all people, tsk tsk tsk.

did you at least like the flowers one?

Good one. I'll tell it to her for you. She will laugh.

I thought Hillary was your secret crush mavendude? Has she been replaced by Tipper already. You fickle ****.