i cant find the post where someone mentioned his cigar was canoeing and i meant to ask, what's canoe?

When the cigar burns too fast (or too slow) on one side, causing it to resenmble a canoe...Pain in the keister sometimes

I can row a boat. Canoe?

Some people refer to it as tunneling or running.

I actually had one paddle away while fishing one day.

I can't believe Rookie actually knows something about cigars. Canoeing is when is burns too fast down the side or three sides leaving one side untouched, resembling a canoe. tunneling is when it burns down the middle without so much as touching the outside of the cigar.
I made mention of this concerning the Santa Damiana 2000

thank you tailgator.

Bite Me Ed..LOL...Tunneling IMHO is different than canoeing..Tunneling is when the middle (or center) of the cigar burns faster than the wrapper, causing a tunnel

I stand corrected, when you think about it it does make sense. Either way I think you can still safely call it running.

Either way it is a bad f---ing cigar and should be stomped out or thrown away! Charlie

Oh my God rookie, what are you? Drinking on the job AGAIN!? I just said all that. Cripes! Freakin magpie. You need to join us one day in the real world. The sun must have melted your brain in Florida. Must have lead poisoning from suckin on your bullits all night. That's it. Gimme my smokes back.

OK Ron Howard look-a-like...Wearing your Astros ballcap wayyyy too often there..LOL

WAIT A MINUTE. Has anyone thought about what causes this??? You can have a great cigar with a horizontal moisture gradient causing one side to burn faster. In your humidor, you should turn your cigars over once a month to get a better moisture distribution within the cigars. This is not 'rocket science' we are doing. Capish???

or you can stand on your head and smoke.

I thought that canoeing was when you drop your cigar in the toilet, cuss, let it dry out and relight it.
Happy holidays everyone.

Just make sure that it's your cigar you pick up...