Hey Coop...
I can help.. I'll forward you some youtube Roy D. Mercers.. all ya gotta do is polish off a case of 40's call some buddy's on the phone and go to posting!!
See ya in about 6 months or so...
btw let me know if your gunna need that breathalizer machine to hook up to your modum... they ain't cheap, but it beats the hell outa a PUI..