Out for breakfast with wife and kid. Two eggs, hash browns with onions, gyro meat toast and coffee.

Decided to take the dog for a walk. As I'm walking along, there is a young lady sitting on the step of her duplex. Dark hair, probably 18-25 in age, and a blue, low cut shirt.

"Can I ask you a question about your dog?" She walks to the street, goes down on one knee and starts petting Buckner (Buckner is my greyhound, pervs).

Now because I'm a gentleman, I didn't even notice the five inches of cleavage, or the champagne colored undersized push up bra hoisting the C or D cups up. Nor did notice the four or five specks of glitter on her torso.

What a champ, nearly the whole time we talked (4 or 5 minutes) she only took her eyes off of the dog maybe twice. And of course, her name is Tiffany.

What a nice start to the day.

Once you have figured out how to teach your son about people who are gay, what are you going to teach them about staring at women's' breasts, particularly when they are clearly interested in the dog, not him?

I have a policy about cleavage. I'll say "let me get this out of the way now" as I nod my head in that direction with my eyes riveted directly on the cleavage for about 3 seconds. Then I look them in the eye and have the conversation. Does away with the awkward moment.

ya shoulda sang her this song--

Sounds like a great start!!! My two boys, Gator and Shadow, have not cooked me anything yet 😞 Gettin' a little bummed. Have a great one!

^maybe they'll bring you a dead rabbit?

Yeah? Are they good on the grill, smoked, or in the oven?

red chili rabbit stew, of course 🙂 ahahah

I just barely woke up.

Had some cereal and waiting for the coffee to finish brewing.

Looking at boobs is always a good thing.

If they are proud enough to show them I will not dishonor them by looking away

Wife got me some jeans and a cigar shirt.

Sounds like a nice Fathers Day thus far. I'm stuck outside working from home, smoking a cigar, and drinking cold coffee. Could be much worse though.

I still haven't figured out how to convince the wife that I appreciate a gift (and yes, I really do like the gift)...that always seems to put me in the doghouse.

^Truthfully, I wasn't expecting anything from my wife. I'm her husband, not her father.

My son did give me a card and a hug, though.

No, I don't expect anything either, in fact I always tell her not to get me anything, mostly because she gets mad at my reaction, even though I do enjoy the gift. I don't expect anything, I'm just glad to be home and not in the desert.

Boobs are an important part of a balanced breakfast!

ScottHar

rfenst #2- I don't care if the girl is interested in me. I'm not interested in her. I'm interested in cleavage.

macs # 9- Yes, boobs are good.

ddsmokin #10- We see it (them) the same way. Boob jobs are an industry all of their own. When you have a chance to admire something God (or a surgeon) made, you should give it a look.

scotthar #15- A double order is best.