You know what you did!!!

Well... tell the rest of the class, Mr. "I've got a secret"!

I was remodeling a room in the basement, one of the umteen projects I've been working on since I got back from the sandbox, when my mailbox assploded.

8Track whacked me with a Red Sox jersey and hat, a disco disc (KC & the Sunshine Band), Band of Brothers audio book, booze, cigars, & some other stuff.

I was not expecting the hit. Thanks bro, you made my day.

You-

He got a-

Red sox-

Wow. That's an ass whoopin' right there!

Maybe it'll change their luck.

Wow

Just

Wow

It's always best when someone isn't looking.