#9 I could see Ozzy doing that. The dude's act hasn't changed onstage in 35-40 years, can barely (if at all) be understood in real life...but he's still got a hilarious sense of humor. You should have seen Ozzfest 11 in the Seattle area...lost his voice 1/2 through the second song. After the band jammed 10-15 minutes without him, he came back on, finished the song, and apologized for losing his voice. He offered to keep trying if the fans wanted him to.
One of the loudest ovations I've ever witnessed for any event. Of course the fans wanted him to keep trying. He managed to get through the rest of the set pretty damned well, too.
I think the TV show "The Osbournes" had already pretty well jumped the shark by the end of the first season, but if anything, it just seemed to cement Ozzy's iconic status and earn him more fans. Oh, and I'm pretty sure the first time I saw him, when Motley Crue opened up, was the tour that someone caught him snorting a line of ants (I think it might have been on a dare).