I went to a restaurant today for a bowl of soup. It cost $3.50, but I thought that was too much so I wrote $1.00 on my business card and handed it to the waitress.

So.......do you think ingesting someone else's spit is really that bad for you?

LOL

they didn't try and negotiate...they just...spit?

Did it have a yellow tinge to it? If so, it probably wasn't spit.

Don't worry though, unless they had a urinary tract infection or some other aliment urine is virtually sterile.

I look at the menu prices, then begin negotiating them with the waitress, *after* placing my order. If we can not agree on a significantly lower price, I demand to speak to the manager and negotiate with him or her personally. If that fails, I walk out and leave them hanging with the food I just ordered!

You don't even have to negotiate. Just eat most of your meal and then put a dead fly in the plate and refuse to pay.

You've been watching too much German porn ...

if you pay a little extra they will swallow. it is worth it you cheap ass

'..I look at the menu prices, then begin negotiating them with the waitress, *after* placing my order. If we can not agree on a significantly lower price, I demand to speak to the manager and negotiate with him or her personally. If that fails, I walk out and leave them hanging with the food I just ordered! ..'

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(Biting my lip............ ouch) This hurts, Robert. There is a certain stereotype that post feeds into.

^what?

Floridians are cheap?

That walking before or after a meal is good for heart health.

There..... I said it. You happy now, A-TV?!