There’s an old sea story in the Navy about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the Chief Boatswain that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The Chief responded, "Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!"

The Chief went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.

Pittman,You change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz.

Now get to it!!!

When someone is promising "change" in Washington, don't count on things smelling any better!

(Just being safe because I need to keep my points up for the re-education camp commandant gig. One point for every five reports.)

He's met me, though.. so I'm f***ed.

I'm planning on hiring you. We need people to drive the "re-education" buses. There are going to be a lot of buses.

I have a degree from the Clancy Brown School for Screws.

Do you have any moral objection to re-educating Republicans via the use of loud Celine Dion music played for 23 hours per day? (Every third song will be the French version.)

no Babs?