duwan
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Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:14:00 AM
NEEDED: Blonde haired, blue eyed, deaf, mute, nymphomaniac, beauty queen with large bank account.

Must have exceptional skills in the following areas: cleaning house, doing laundry, mowing lawns, washing cars, fetching beers, skinning deer, and cleaning fish. Must also be able to follow direct orders precisely, without hesitation or question.

DrafterX
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:18:00 AM
3. Author: JHC

Please put what you are looking for in the title so we don’t have to keep openong this sevral times a day only to be disappointed.

engletl
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:20:00 AM
ummm...

Blonde and follow directions don't usually work well together

tonyt722
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:22:00 AM
Might want to go for a red head. Better chance of getting a nympho that way
csiegels
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:28:00 AM
I have one for you ... give me your addy, and I'll box her up and send her to ya!
Propadope61
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:30:00 AM
how is she going to hear you call for another beer?
csiegels
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:31:00 AM
thats what the shock collar is for...
t33bone
Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:43:00 AM
This thread has turned.................
ddsmokin
Thursday, August 27, 2009 1:39:00 PM
hmm if I dye my hair oh yea right I am bald other than that I would fit the bill