DrafterX
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:50:00 AM
won't you buy me...
fishinguitarman
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:52:00 AM
a Mercedes Benz
DrafterX
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:55:00 AM
My friends all drive Porsches,
Cigarick
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 10:56:00 AM
While wearing Depends!
duwan
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 11:10:00 AM
I worked hard all my life,

with no help from my friends

so, Oh Lord

fishinguitarman
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 11:16:00 AM
LMAO @ #4!!!
rfenst
Wednesday, September 9, 2009 11:58:00 AM
won't you buy me a box of Depends!
fishinguitarman
Thursday, September 10, 2009 4:33:00 AM
My friends all wear cloth ones
Mandoman
Thursday, September 10, 2009 6:46:00 AM
Oh, Lord

Won't you buy me a color TV

Dialin' for dollars is lookin' to find me

I'll wait for delivery each day after three

Oh, Lord won't you buy me a color TV

Oh, Lord

Won't you buy me a night on the town

I'm countin' on you, Lord, please don't let me down

Prove that you love me and buy the next round

Oh, Lord won't you buy me a night on the town