On stage they make the present incarnation of Van Halen look like they ran fresh out of Ben Gay. Hell, you can hear Eddie's fingers creak as he plucks the guitar.

BARF!

The current rendition of Van Halen run circles around Spamm mcGaygar and bassplayer.

They suck.

Wait for 2010...Van Halen tours again!

Yes 2010 - when David Lee Roth manages to secure a large enough stash of Geritol.

It's pretty sad to see him hitting a can of Ensure on stage. In his heyday, it used to be Jack Daniels.

He can't hit the Jack because of Eddies "affliction".

Lil Wolfie appreciates a sober dad...know what I mean?

I hear Eddie has to do a lot of acoustic stuff during the live shows. Alex needs to take frequent naps between songs.

It's Eddie that naps because he's off the wagon,

Some of Chickenfoot's stuff reminds me of Montrose.

Well...with the exception that Chickenfoot actually has a GOOD guitar player...

Yeah and Montrose had a **** singer!

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I hear that David Lee Roth has his own signature line of Ronco spray-on hair, for touch-ups before he goes on stage.