Yeah - but Gomer was smarter and had integrity. He was also polite, had character, was patriotic, and always tried to do the right thing - even when it wasn't in his best interest. I'd rather vote for Gomer!!
Kerry's just trying to capitalize on the fact that our current president doesn't have a chance in he// of winning this election unless the Dow hits about 11000 and the Nasdaq tops 2500. This one's gonna be about money folks - the war is a no-win situation for Bush.
I can't believe in a nation as diverse and strong as this one, that we're left with these two schmucks to vote for.
You got the title of this thread right - Only in America!