I'm actually expecting to see this some day...

You will as soon as someone gets a paper cut off one of these signs and sues for $8 million dollars.

It reminds me of something one of my professors in law school told me (I am a defense attorney). He said, "Why do we have signs on every bridge that says 'Bridge ices before road'. Instead of spending $4 million a year on those signs, why don't we just teach kids this in first grade?"

lol