My cat really likes sharp cheddar cheese.

Cheese. Sharp cheddar. A cat. Really.

WTF is wrong with her?

Clearly a cry for help.

Probably wants to text on your new phone...

Sorry, that was cheesy.

Holy ****! The smaller cat likes it, too!

What the hell have you been doing to those cats. Does anyone know the number for the ASPCA in San Diego?

... what do you expect after it's been laying on the couch and licking itself for the past hour ... at this point it'll eat anything to get the taste of **** out of its mouth ... 🙂

Cheese is made from milk and cats love milk.

"WTF is wrong with her? "

They're fracking cats, they'll eat their own **** for keristsakes, and you're worrying about them eating cheddar cheese?

Most cats are lactose intolerant.

... he 'prolly went out and bought them one of those water dishes that have that ultra-pure charcoal filter in it too ... you know, that $75 water dish that acts like a waterfall so that "kitty" will have fresh, clean water to drink right before it settles down to lick it's butthole for 30 minutes ...

^ Not to mention the kitty litter is probably finely crushed pearls that virgin Japanese girls pulled from the water nude..

Friggin' elitist!

Cats love pretty much anything dairy but too much will give them the ****. When I was a kid we had a cat that would eat a whole can of mixed vegetables -- except the Lima beans.

Cats will also eat oatmeal and pasta.

I had a cat that ate corn right off the cob, pretty funny to watch. Ate mushrooms, tomato, just about anything.

The next cheese bomb I send is for the cats only.

The strategy is obvious: trying to ingratiate himself with the mice!

I had a cat--good cat--the only thing it would get on the countertop for was broccoli.

#10 - They have a water dish, but it damn sure ain't filtered.

#11 - They go outside. No litterbox.

C'mon, Jimmy... you know how practical I am. I got the cats for under $100 from the animal shelter, including them getting spayed. If they get sick, I'll shoot 'em and get another for under $100.

Hope your cat doesn't cough.....