Mick says, 'How you doin?' Paddy says, 'Okay but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.' Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says, 'Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you.'

They say, 'Get away with ya... prove it.' Mick shouts downstairs, 'Paddy, both of em?'

Paddy shouts back, 'Of course both of em, what's the point of phukin one?'