MACS
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 5:54:00 AM
All I have to say is that Lance Armstrong is a friggin' Terminator Machine. Period.

I got on my bicycle for the first time in about 4 months. I figured i'd take it easy, do about 10-15 miles in about 30-45 minutes. I rode some uphill, some downhill and some flat surface roads... I did 11 miles in just over 30 minutes and my legs were like rubber.

Lance Armstrong is NOT human.

castlewa
Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:22:00 AM
Ever see him box! He is an animal in the ring!

On a serious note, look at everything the guy has been through, he is a mental giant. I have read about his resting heart rate and pain threshold and he is not human.

RDC
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:43:00 AM
I use to work with his mom. She is one fantastic lady!

I have neighbors that are teachers and knew Lance during his formative years.

xibbumbero
Wednesday, March 17, 2004 6:56:00 AM
He's a one nut kind of a guy. He also kicks butt. X
Cavallo
Wednesday, March 17, 2004 7:57:00 AM
okay, i'm totally outta da loop. the name's familiar, but who IS this guy?
MACS
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004 8:05:00 AM
Only the 5 time (in a row) winner of the Tour de France. Or Tour de Lance as it has become known. He and Miguel Endurain are the only 2 cyclists to win it 5 times in a row. This guy pedals up mountains miles at a friggin time and I die a slow death from pedaling up a hill. He is an unbelievable freak of nature. And like X said, due to testicular cancer, he is a one-nut wonder.
Cigarick
Wednesday, March 17, 2004 10:14:00 AM
Plus he gets to bang Cheryl Crow.
RDC
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Thursday, July 8, 2004 10:17:00 AM
Shall we try for 6
Schmitty22
Thursday, July 8, 2004 10:46:00 AM
he just lost his yellow jersey but its still early
uncleb
Thursday, July 8, 2004 11:32:00 AM
The Greatest Athlete in the world today. Maybe the Greatest Athlete Ever.
Double D
Thursday, July 8, 2004 12:56:00 PM
He's likely using performance enhancing substances, but so is everybody else in the professional cycling world.

DD

AVB
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Thursday, July 8, 2004 1:08:00 PM
Lance is good....real good but Eddie Merckx has to be the greatest cyclist of all time up to this point. Look up what he did. 90 days of the yellow jersey, 4 Tours in a row on the way to his 5th when a Frenchman (he's from Belgium) punched him in the side and won the next year after that. He won 31 stages in his five victories and also won the polka-dot best climber's jersey twice, and the green sprinter's jersey three times. 525 wins in about 1800 races is total dominance in the cycling world.
uncleb
Thursday, July 8, 2004 2:34:00 PM
DoubleD is likely smoking crack, but so is every other poster on these boards.
CWFoster
Thursday, July 8, 2004 3:07:00 PM
LMAO @ uncleb! (hitting crack pipe)