My wife walked in today and handed me a sealed tin of mints.

She said, "Are these yours? They were on the ground between the screen door and the regular door."

I had never seen these mints before.

I had company last night; a couple local rednecks who bought an old stainless sink I had in my barn.....but these really weren't the "minty" types. They were more into Skoal and beer.

So the question is......should I eat these mints?

I can't help thinking of what Homer would do.

chuck them

they are tainted

someone is out to get you

someone hand delivered andy ****** a RAOK.

too late (shrug)

Eat em.

Worst case scenario, in 3 hours you'll be having an intense discussion with jim morrison, jesus and frank sinatra while discussing plate tektonics and the time space continuum.

I'd first ask if anyone from last night dropped their suppositories.

ScottHar

Hey....anyone know which TV the game is on?

Who was that guy back in the 70's who took a six-pack of Coke, popped the caps added a poison to the soda along with something that preserved/re-created the fizz and re-sealed the caps, then placed the six-pack just to the side of the neighbors front door just after they had come home with groceries making it look like they forgot it? They took the six-pack in and drank it at dinner: killed the wife/mother, killed one of the kids, one kid wasn't affected because he drank milk or something, severely screwed up the father and all he had was a splash of the coke in with his Bourbon.

FBI caught the guy, but still has the file with most of the details on how he did it sealed because the did such a masterful job of it that don't want someone copying his techniques or poisons.

Is that anything like floor pie?

Or porch cake?

Amish

California pancake?

Were they Henry Clay mints?