Cable company sent a technician to our house today. We got brand new remotes for all the TVs in the house!
My wife doesn't understand the importance of this to me. So, I told her: "Listen _itch, if you don't appreciate it, then don't touch it!"
She said: "That's not the only thing I won't be touching and locked the bedroom door on me.
Looks like I am sleeping on the couch tonight. Can't figure out why...