#19 You just made the list buddy! Ever see that Bruce Lee movie with Kareem Abdul-Jabar in it? You know, where Kareem whips a foot out and plants maybe a size 20 shoeprint on the chest of a pretty decent-sized guy?
Look down at your chest...now imagine the print of a size 14 Adidas there....a size 14 Adidas GREEN BAY PACKER shoe!
#31 Damn...you're making this too serious. I thought Thanksgiving was just a time to share food with family and newly-made friends, then days later, start inflicting new and exotic diseases on those new friends, shortly before taking their land by force, only so your progeny can then, some 400-500 years later decide whether you still want to "recognize" those former new friends.
Man...you make it all sound so damned morose and evil now.
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