Okay.. saw a screening of Ninja Assassins last night.

All I have to say is, AndyTV is doing a REALLY crappy job of keeping them in check. Apparently the damn things are EVERYWHERE. They're like cockroaches, you shine a light and they scurry into the shadows!

Actually, a pretty fun movie to go watch. I mean, first off, there are ninjas. Second big plus, there is LOTS of gratuitous, comical gore. Severed legs, severed torsos, severed heads... all done in this "not quite realistic" coloring of blood. Reminded me a little of sin city that way.

The violence just kept escalating, making it funnier and funnier as the movie went on. Definitely worthwhile if you aren't going to take it too seriously.

^ kind of a long 'test' post ehh..??

ninjas..?? I have a dog that keeps them away....

^ Your dog is no match for a really ninja. Chuck Norris is probably the only one who can kick a ninja's azz!

^ Your dog is no match for a real ninja. Chuck Norris is probably the only one who can kick a ninja's azz!

^ hey man.. don't be dissing my dog...

I first saw an ad for this movie, and with that title, I thought it had to be a comedy. I figured no way could some serious attempt at an action flick have such a mind-numbingly bad name. Nope...apparently not intended to be a comedy at all.

I think about the only way you'd catch me in a theater with a movie with such a stupid title is if someone kills me and drags my corpse inside.

^ I suppose that could be arranged if you so desire.....

What you got against a good ole ninja azz kicking movie??????

Pac...

I think it is a comedy on some level. There are no jokes in it... but they are ninjas. And that's funny just in itself.

Add in the fact that they are kind of treated like ghost cockroaches or something like that... it becomes really funny.

Ninjas...Pirates.

Pirates...Ninjas.

Pirates get the booty!

Have fun with the stars, sticks and rope thing and the Johnny Cash outfit.