One of the funniest sites I've come across in a long time. LMAO

http://textsfromlastnight.com/  NSFW

Few from last night:

(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..

(760): new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.

(704): I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.

(1-602): amen to that sister

(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

Andy?