Someone add a little more stress to my life! I don't have enough!

I need at least 8 feet of sh*t to wade through. Five feet just plain isn't enough!

(On a serious note: my problem in life isn't that I'm a know-it-all. My problem is that I'm surrounded by dumba**es.)

I've got a headache...

you think your surrounded....

and I can also tell ya how to wade in ****.

jpotts...you think you are surrounded when there is just one liberal in the same city block as you...

sheesh...