By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace. As Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I'd started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Have a GREAT day!!!!

Medic

Very cool, all I have to finish is Coconut Rum, oh well here goes-------------Feelin better all ready.

The Dr. ordered it - enjoy yourself.

Let's see what I have unfinished (tequila, Drambuie, Gin, 1/2 case of beer, ....)

Cheif that's an awful lot for 1 man to drink, you up to it?(should make for some great posts later).

hi medic- man, dr. oz is a doofus! he must have a lot of time on his hands. If I tried to that I'd lose an eye from a busted bloodvessel that would launch it across the room

oh no, the twitching is starting!

Path to inner peace. Either lay the pipe on the wife or tug one off every day. Always works for me.

Chant and be happy.

That first part sounds like a path to depression - finish everything unfinished. ****, there is a reason that they ain't finished Oz.

I'll take your interpretation though - thats cool.

^ Oh, I almost forgot -

Cheers!

Peace Chant

OM! That (the Invisible-Absolute) is whole; whole is this (the

visible phenomenal); from the Invisible Whole comes forth the

visible whole. Though the visible whole has come out from that

Invisible Whole, yet the Whole remains unaltered.

OM! PEACE! PEACE! PEACE!

The indefinite term "That" is used in the Upanishads to designate the

Invisible-Absolute, because no word or name can fully define It. A finite

object, like a table or a tree, can be defined; but God, who is infinite and

unbounded, cannot be expressed by finite language. Therefore the Rishis or Divine Seers, desirous not to limit the Unlimited, chose the indefinite term "That" to designate the Absolute.

In the light of true wisdom the phenomenal and the Absolute are inseparable.

All existence is in the Absolute; and whatever exists, must exist in It; hence all manifestation is merely a modification of the One Supreme Whole, and neither increases nor diminishes It. The Whole therefore remains unaltered.

Getting things done = peace. In other words, a works driven, performance determined belief system.

Not for me, but that's just me. Sorry Opra.