thurson
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Friday, January 29, 2010 8:11:00 AM
GEOGRAPHY OF A

WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like

Africa . Half discovered, half wild,

fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like

Europe .

Well developed and open to

trade, especially

for someone of real

value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like

Spain , very hot, relaxed and

convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like

Greece , gently aging

but still a warm and desirable place to

visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like

Great Britain, with a

glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman

is like Israel, has been through

war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of

business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like

Canada,

self-preserving, but

open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a

mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit

and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and

80, a man is like Iran , ruled by

nuts.

THE

END.

JohnE1000
Friday, January 29, 2010 8:18:00 AM
LOL
bloody spaniard
Friday, January 29, 2010 9:48:00 AM
LOL- You had me until you got to:

After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

I think you meant more like the Baja- dry, barren, with the occasional watering hole, and 200 miles of bad road.