donutboy2000
Sunday, January 31, 2010 7:56:00 PM
The Iranian government's boasts of "great achievements" included an announcement on Saturday that Iranian scientists have "introduced an AIDS cure".

"After seven long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS)," Fars reported.

"The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proven side effects," Iran's Minister of Health Kamran Bagheri Lankarani claimed during a ceremony.

"The world should know today that the capable Iranian nation, relying on its own youths and scientists, has now conquered the peaks of knowledge and science," Ahmadinejad declared during his speech.

ynetnews

lluvia
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:11:00 PM
whoa
ZRX1200
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:14:00 PM
Did they talk about these "herbal" medicines being the ropes that they hang gays with?

So peaceful these muslims.

lluvia
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:19:00 PM
maybe they are the same ones Ahmadinejad is smokin'
pacman357
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:21:00 PM
Sadly, Iran still hasn't found a cure for Iran yet.
lluvia
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:22:00 PM
^you are full of good points tonight, counselor lol
andytv
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:25:00 PM
didn't this come up a couple years ago.....only it wasn't an Iranian who developed the extract?
lluvia
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:32:00 PM
extract of newt!
fretkillr
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:45:00 PM
A newt?

fret

fretkillr
Sunday, January 31, 2010 8:45:00 PM
I got better.

fret

dpnewell
Monday, February 1, 2010 2:19:00 AM
What they don't tell you is that the herbal "cure" is a blend of Hemlock, Nightshade and Yew.
educatedbusboy
Monday, February 1, 2010 7:34:00 AM
IdidntthinkIwouldevergetoverthe3rdtimeIhadit!

ebb

DrMaddVibe
Monday, February 1, 2010 7:42:00 AM
We all owe Mr. Iaminadinnerjacket a big round of applause for tackling such a blight on humanity.
SHOE
Monday, February 1, 2010 9:40:00 AM
For some reason the movie "28 Days Later" comes to mind.
jpotts
Monday, February 1, 2010 10:44:00 AM
And to think, Idi Amin Jr. didn't have to lay hands on anyone.
jackconrad
Monday, February 1, 2010 11:41:00 AM
They cure them and then and then shoot them for being gay..
MARKQ
Monday, February 1, 2010 5:28:00 PM
That's brilliant. Nobody dies of AIDS in Iran. The bullet gets them first.
fretkillr
Monday, February 1, 2010 5:31:00 PM
Question:

Does AIDS know?

fret