So, I work in a two story cube maze. One bathroom; three ****ters and two pissers in the boys room. A partition between the two urinals.

Is there a Urinal Caste System? I enjoy passing gas while urinating; it is effective multi-tasking.

Strange though, as I notice I don't fire air-biscuits when I have a person higher up on the organizational chart standing next to me, I narrow my stance, and order my sphincter to stand down.

For people on my band level (other managers) I fire away like the early morning of Desert Storm.

Is my rectum a friggem aristocrack?

It is important that people understand their place in the pecking order.

I have a small pec..

Farts are funny. I don't care WHERE you stand on the ladder of life. I think you're passing up an opportunity.

Boss is gonna think you're uptight... and standing there with your cheeks clenched is not helping.

Drop one and then laugh hysterically and see if he doesn't laugh, too...

I believe the act described is involuntary, and for the correct fee in cigars, will defend your right to fart in court.

Well, I'll defend you in court. Farting in court will probably get you held in contempt. Usually by anyone within range.

My mother always told me "If I needed to fart, I should go to the bathroom." So, I think you should just let go. Of course, I wouldn't try to do a tune, beatbox, or anything else because you may crap your pants.

Yeah, you don't want to shart...even if you are in the best place possible for that. Really, there is no GOOD place to shart...just some places that are less bad than others. And if you have a habit of that, it is a good idea to have backup clothes handy.

Or so I would imagine.

I remember when I was like 22 and in the management training program of the financial institution where I was employed, (youngest ever to get in the program, btw), I went in the bathroom when I was in the Mortgage Servicing department swing of my training.

The Senior VP of that department came in and started talking to me as I was at the urinal. Um, dude, I'm like busy and stuff? He started asking me if I liked what I was doing and how I liked the dept. I answered honestly saying that I thought I had been in the department a little longer than usual and I was ready to move on to my next assignment.

Little did I know that he was holding me there because he wanted to keep me in the dept. Well, I caught **** the next day when I got called the to Sr. VP of Human Resources, who ran the program, who then told me of the conversation I had just had in the **** with that **** while I was pissing. Standing over me while I had my ****** in my hand. He had complained that I was talking **** about his department.

I didn't want to stay in his **** department anyway. I pissed off one of the big wigs, but I moved on soon after. 😉

Farts are funny ... mmmkay ???

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I suppose you **** on the underlings.

Youngest ever to get in the management training program of the financial institution to house-husband.

Now that is a made for TV movie.

Fuzz,

Congrats on affirmative action working for you. Where was the fart in the story?

When I'm by myself, and with the proper diet the day before, I can fart the beginning of Mission Impossible.

The day after drinking lots of beer... I can make a skunk blush.

I hope this helps

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The bathroom is like Vatican City. It's its own country, completely unrelated to the laws of the workplace. It has its own set of laws, but they are different. Something that is frowned upon in the workplace is completely acceptable in the bathroom. As long as the laws remain seperate and in upheld in their own land, all is well.

You can fart in the bathroom but not in your office or while wandering the halls.

You can sit and/or **** in the bathroom. However, only sitting is permitted at your desk.

You can look over your cubicle to see what your co-worker is working on. You may not look over the urinal/stall to see what your co-worker is working on.

Feel free to add the rules.

Like the pirates say:

“May the wind at your back be your own.”

I fart at work wherever I choose.

The downside is anytime my boss smells something she asks where I am.

When I’m by myself, and with the proper diet the day before, I can fart the beginning of Mission Impossible.

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