You have crash landed on an unknown island. You have enough air in a air tank to get a water proof cooler with food and drinks in it or you can get a cell phone that is in a bag so it still works. Which one would you go down to get?

poor Wilson...

Phone. Food is only a temporary solution.

My wife didn't pack any smokes?

What kinda phone are we talkin about here? Do I get a signal? Do I have unlimited texts and internet? Are their naked pictures of someone elses wife on it?

unknown island most likely has no signal.

Aircraft would have an ELT beacon sounding off. Eventually help may or may not come. Last known radar contact and flight plan will direct SAR efforts.

The most important part of survival is shelter, then water, than food, in that order.

Build a shelter, build a fire, then go get the food. Us the box the food was in to build a rain/dew trap for more water. Go hunting. Dig in.

Unknown island... still probably has a Starbucks. Ask the chick with the pierced nose-ring if you can use the phone there.

ScottHar

Well, duh...you get the phone, then call for pizza delivery. When the delivery guy goes to return the pizza to the store because you don't have any money, you hang on the undercarriage of the car, and get a free ride home.

NINE twinkies.

Considering that I don't know how to use a cell phone, I'd better take the food option...

What kind of cell phone?

what kind of drinks? we talking Kool-aide and purple stuff or vodka and bourbon? Makes all the difference in the world.

You can't get both at the same time? What kind of p*ssy are you?

first you have to clear customs.

ask them where they sell cuban cigars and do they take discover card.

Make the cellphone an iPhone and watch the fan boys go hungry.

Sounds like some of you need to learn some survival skills.

Lessons of My Father: Depussification:

I'd get the food because cell phones suck.

cell phone & call carryout

^ with apologies to pacman (#8) for coming up with the idea first.
Although I woulda ordered double servings of Chinese to last me longer.

[quote=edsbar60]You can't get both at the same time? What kind of p*ssy are you?[/quote]

Best answer! 🤣