an average are nice..

wheel,

or stripper,,

whatever

wheel,

Stryper?

I dont think that striped bass have any boobs worth talking about.

:-)

^ Sure they do..

Nothing like putting your face in a place where 50 other guy's faces have been over the last two hours.

Never got the thrill of strippers, how about going out and getting a real female you can take home.

"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"

I bounced in strip clubs in college. Some of the biggest clubs in Atlanta. They lost their mystique for me the first night I worked. You talk about a miserable lot of broken women. I rarely go anymore, the occasional bachelor party or whatnot. But when I do go, I still love to watch the dynamic between the girl and the mark, er guy. The poor SOB's. And the girls are brutal when they make fun of the men in there. And they got 100 dollar bills in their eyes when a couple would walk in. It's very interesting and sad psychology.

Yea, scars and bullet holes arent exactly a turn on

Obviously you havent been to a rural club in northern Michigan during deer season..

cayman

I have to agree with herf, I was also a bouncer at "Big Al's" a local strip club, and the girls were pretty much all "broken". I did get one bit advice from an older bouncer when I started and he was dead on, he told me "Pick the ugliest stripper and f**k her real good, and all these skanks will be lining up to steal you." It was a fun couple of years, but I don't ever care to go back into another strip club.