Wow...coming to my neck of the woods!
The "Y'all" stuff will happen on it's own...don't worry about that! Plural is "All Y'all".
Any bearded ladies came from accross the border...not from the Mexican border, but from the East & Northeast borders. We're trying to plug that hole.
I don't really want to know how big your gun is....But any handgun almost required.
My condolences if you go to Ft. Sam...that place is pretty screwed up right now & is a real mess with all the changes. Very political place, as well.
Yes, we herf. We don't even need a reason!
If you do get down this way, contact me & I'll show you around: [email protected].