I was looking through Yahoo Answers and came across this Q&A:

Q - Explain why the temperature at the equator is always hot and the temperature at the poles is always cold?

A - Well, for one thing the equator spins at such a higer rate of speed it builds up friction thus heat. The poles being at either end of the Globe recieve the air from the spinning and are hence cooler.

Thats just some good science right there...hahahaha

not to mention that the north and south pole are aligned closest to a pair of invisible "anti-stars" which have a vacuous appetite for heat and light.

Sounds reasonable to me! I'll start teaching these theories....

What is "the equator"?

Actually, it's because it's flat, like a pizza. And if you ever put pizza into your mouth right out of the oven, it always burns the hell out of the roof of your mouth. Why? Because the center is where all the cheese and stuff is, and that's where it's hottest.

#2 I think you meant to say "voracious". No?

#4 Something that compares one thing to another thing.

^ I think vacuous means like a vacuum.... it absorbs all the heat and light, making the poles colder.

It's like Kirstie Alley's mouth. No twinkie is safe.

I'd like to put my weiner in Kirstie Alley's mouth.

^ I'm sure she'd be good at what she does. She can suck down some food, so I'm sure a little meat whistle would be no problem.

Let us know how that goes for you!

I've seen your picture. You're no Adonis yourself, chubby. 🙂

LOL

"little meat whistle" wasn't what I meant. Talking about it further will only make me sound like I want your weiner in my mouth. LOL

*sigh* And yet another CBBB thread takes an ugly turn.

^ Where?

Was the mention of Kirstie Alley too much?

Um....pretty much all of it.

Somebody's jealous and I think it's Pacman.