At 2:00 AM, a police officer on patrol outside a bar, noticed a man leaving
so drunk that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot
for a few minutes, and walked into the officer's car, with the officer
quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys
on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, unlocked it and
fell into it. He started the car, honked the horn, switched the wipers on
and off, and then switched on the lights. He sat there for a few minutes as
a number of patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he moved hi s
vehicle forward a few inches, stopped, reversed a little and then remained
still for a few more minutes as some more of patrons got into their vehicles
and left.
At last, when his was the only car left, he pulled out and drove slowly down
the road. The police officer started up his patrol car, put on the flashing
lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.To
his amazement, the test showed no evidence that the man had consumed any
alcohol at all !!! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the police station, this equipment must be broken.' 'I doubt
it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight . . . I'm the designated
decoy.'
