Very well written. And, I didn't realize I had read it back when it was originally posted.
But, while reading it, I began to laugh so hard that I lost my breath.

Then, I had the wife read it. She tried as hard as she could to convince me how disgusting the story is, but I caught her smiling and we both cracked up together.

Great piece of work, OP!!!

(Now, I think I am going to get my 13 year-old son to read it to see what he thinks...)

this is still great.....need a Chritmas magwitch story....

Needed a good laugh.

Wonder where this gem is ?




VDA[whip]

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Magwitch = a character from Dickens' Great Expectations. He is not a gentleman.

Would someone please research June 2010 strawberry festivals to narrow down where the OP is from and who he may be?





(My guess is that here he is really AndyTV.)

Strawberry Festivals are good summer fun filled events.

Yeah I think there's like 10,000 June strawberry festivals around the country each year.

Shall we keep going?

Magwitch is the hero this board needs

MAGWITCH for SECRETARY OF STATE

Fixed that for you

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