I turned around, she's still sitting there, but with her knees apart.

Being the third base coach, I was in the perfect position for the p.. cat-bird seat. Slowly, I look into the area and.......

She's wearing a "skort".

Foch!

There was this one woman........very annoying.....the kind that complains about the "lack of structure" in an swimming course for 3-5yos.......which at best could be called "Introduction to Splashing and Crying".

Anyway.......she got up to leave and she reached up under her skirt and tugged on herself.

I'm thinking....."Jesus........did this woman just reach up her own skirt and yank her panties off her pancake????"

Right before I looked away I noticed that she was wearing something similar to what 8track so adeptly described as a "Skort".

In this case, it was a relief.........but I can see how it can also be a real bummer (like in the case of 8track's foiled voyeurism).

I couldn't tell that story and make it as interesting. Or even G-rated.

If I could make the opposite sex that happy with that little work, I'd be the Father Theresa of banana hammoch flashing.

How can you turn a thread about attractive women potentially flashing panties into some type of Jimmy Carter porn fantasy?

Guess you just have a natural gift for it.

I miss the college experience.