put a sheet of plastic down smearr figs all over your old lady and then,,,,,

What a fig.

Then again, our management group took a compassion score. Mine was the lowest (20% compassion).

With that in my hip pocket, I plan to ask for a raise.

Ima put this on a bumper sticker. This should be the 2010 catch phrase.

We sometimes give our management those sort of tests -- but it's always a trick! (Anyone who sits there and wastes time taking it gets fired.)