The word "smart" in the writing on fingernails has me confused.
I think I will assume that "smart" should have been followed directly by "-ass"
Also, you missed a possible entry:
Convert back to **** after an unsavory incident, invlovling someone much older, bigger, and not attractive, while incarcerated.
I think she's good for about 4 on that list.
Druggie starlet's rehab lover tells how frenzied lust got her off drugs
By Graeme Culliford & Georgina Dickinson, 23/12/2007
TROUBLED Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan has traded her dangerous DRUGS habit for a manic addiction to SEX, the lover she picked up in rehab has revealed.
Speaking for the first time of their fling, snowboard daredevil Riley Giles told how the wild-child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.
In an exclusive interview he said: "Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac. She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
"We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys."
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Laws dont apply to the Hollywood crowd...wonder if Scott could confirm that...as in yaup, we get a special ID and badge that we show when the cops pull us over that says we are the Hollywood type...
