especially if she is a blond

I've needed one of these for so long now, where did you find one? And if this is yours could I buy it from you for a fair price?!

Two old friends, that happened to be blonde, agreed to meet for a re-union in Times Square. Upon arrival Debbi saw that Tiffany was on the other side of Broadway and yelled, "HEY TIFFANY! COME OVER HERE!"


To which Tiffany replied, "HEY DEBBI! I AM OVER HERE!"

Author: RICKAMAVEN Date: 11/27/2004 06:17 AM Reply
especially if she is a blond

Hummmm Hilary is back on my Christmas list

Blonde goes into an electronics store looking for a TV. She sees one she likes and asks the salesman to tell her about it. He replies "sorry ma'am, we don't sell to blondes here."

The woman is shocked and doesn't know what to say. The salesman again offers his apologies and she storms out. This episode eats at her for days, whereby she buys some hair dye at a drug store and dyes her hair black. She re-visits the electronics store and approaches the same salesman. "Pardon me sir," she says, "but could you tell me about that TV over there?" The salesman promptly replies, "sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes here." Flabbergasted, she blurts out "how did you know I'm a blonde?" To which he replies, "because that's a microwave, not a TV."