RICKAMAVEN
15 years ago
From: RICK
Date: 10/22/2010 9:53:37 PM
To: Netflix
Subject: Re: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

you have just entered the twilight zone of politics.

the republicans and the democrats are in a quandary about tax
changes for the rich and tax changes for the poor. actually you
are offering the rich customers that pay to receive and hold
more disks at one time a larger dollar amount then the poor
customers who can only afford one disk at a time.

in my personal case, since i was not planning to watch a movie
on line, that day, so fairness forces me to abstain from taking an
undeserved discount.

i would like to thank your CSR staff for their help and courtesy
both times i was forced to contact them during the last ten years
i have been your loyal customer.

if it were possible for you to contact my mortgage company and
explain i was not home for 3 days last month and i feel a 10%
discount is warrented, i would be greatful for your assistance.

now about the subtitles using roku for your hearing impaired
clientel..

i remain and will continue to remain your loyal customer until
they pry the last blue-ray from my cold dead hands



-------Original Message-------

From: Netflix
Date: 10/22/2010 6:09:08 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

Your Account | Queue | Help


We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly

Dear Rick,

Y
HockeyDad
15 years ago
Netflix should cancel your account.
JadeRose
15 years ago
YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! FIGHT THE POW.........wait..........what?
dstieger
15 years ago
They offered me 3% discount. Not a dollar amount. If same across the customer base, then thank you, Steve Forbes adherents. And I agree w/HD. If only in attempt to prevent future 'less than coherent' emails.
chiefburg
15 years ago
So, I guess I missed Rick's point. Does he like Netflix or does he hate Netflix??? Was he complaining or praising??? WTF?

The tin foil must be a little tight today..........
tweoijfoi
15 years ago
That is kind of confusing. I pity that CSR.
DrMaddVibe
15 years ago
Damn...he even talks to Netflicks like he does to everyone else on this board.

Just wow.:-s
HockeyDad
15 years ago
I can see that email getting logged in the "Potential Shooter" file!
MCAddict
15 years ago
What a freakin' moooonbat!
donutboy2000
15 years ago

From: RICK
Date: 10/22/2010 9:53:37 PM
To: Netflix
Subject: Re: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

you have just entered the twilight zone of politics.

the republicans and the democrats are in a quandary about tax
changes for the rich and tax changes for the poor. actually you
are offering the rich customers that pay to receive and hold
more disks at one time a larger dollar amount then the poor
customers who can only afford one disk at a time.

in my personal case, since i was not planning to watch a movie
on line, that day, so fairness forces me to abstain from taking an
undeserved discount.

i would like to thank your CSR staff for their help and courtesy
both times i was forced to contact them during the last ten years
i have been your loyal customer.

if it were possible for you to contact my mortgage company and
explain i was not home for 3 days last month and i feel a 10%
discount is warrented, i would be greatful for your assistance.

now about the subtitles using roku for your hearing impaired
clientel..

i remain and will continue to remain your loyal customer until
they pry the last blue-ray from my cold dead hands



-------Original Message-------

From: Netflix
Date: 10/22/2010 6:09:08 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly yesterday

Your Account | Queue | Help


We're sorry you may have had trouble watching instantly

Dear Rick,

Y












RICKAMAVEN wrote:




Exhibit B at rick's competency hearing.
jpotts
15 years ago

YEAH!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! FIGHT THE POW.........wait..........what?

JadeRose wrote:



x2
dpnewell
15 years ago
As usual, Rick, I have no idea what the point of this post is.
RICKAMAVEN
15 years ago
chiefburg et al

netflix sent me an apology for a technical problem they had and offered me a discount for the day.

i thanked them.

i made a joke and asked if they could get me a discount on my mortgage. of course they can't, that's why it was a joke.

you are mot qualified to vote because you are not able to follow si,ple things.

did you know movies are not real stories about real people. tat's why characters in a movie can get killed and appear again as a different character in a different movie.

did you know there was no snow white and that walt disney had a mental problem which is why all the mothers in his movies are mean and some time the mothers get killed like bambi's mother, or sometimes they are just seperated from their baby's like dumbo and his mother.

now go to sleep and i'll leave the light on and the door open.

if you scream,l i'll hear you.

sleep tight, don't letthe bedbugs bite.


no their are no bed bugs, it's a joke.

a joke is a



never mind.
RICKAMAVEN
15 years ago
dpnewell

always rewind your dvd's before you return them.
JadeRose
15 years ago

chiefburg et al

netflix sent me an apology for a technical problem they had and offered me a discount for the day.

i thanked them.

i made a joke and asked if they could get me a discount on my mortgage. of course they can't, that's why it was a joke.

you are mot qualified to vote because you are not able to follow si,ple things.

did you know movies are not real stories about real people. tat's why characters in a movie can get killed and appear again as a different character in a different movie.

did you know there was no snow white and that walt disney had a mental problem which is why all the mothers in his movies are mean and some time the mothers get killed like bambi's mother, or sometimes they are just seperated from their baby's like dumbo and his mother.

now go to sleep and i'll leave the light on and the door open.

if you scream,l i'll hear you.

sleep tight, don't letthe bedbugs bite




no their are no bed bugs, it's a joke.

a joke is a



never mind.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:








8-[
DrafterX
15 years ago
no bed bugs..?? 😕 damn media lying to us again!!! 😒
Stinkdyr
15 years ago
NFLX dvds automatically rewind themselves.
HockeyDad
15 years ago
I just called Netflix and asked them: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"


The guy kept saying his name was Rahesh.
chiefburg
15 years ago

chiefburg et al

netflix sent me an apology for a technical problem they had and offered me a discount for the day.

i thanked them.

i made a joke and asked if they could get me a discount on my mortgage. of course they can't, that's why it was a joke.

you are mot qualified to vote because you are not able to follow si,ple things.

did you know movies are not real stories about real people. tat's why characters in a movie can get killed and appear again as a different character in a different movie.

did you know there was no snow white and that walt disney had a mental problem which is why all the mothers in his movies are mean and some time the mothers get killed like bambi's mother, or sometimes they are just seperated from their baby's like dumbo and his mother.

now go to sleep and i'll leave the light on and the door open.

if you scream,l i'll hear you.

sleep tight, don't letthe bedbugs bite.


no their are no bed bugs, it's a joke.

a joke is a



never mind.

RICKAMAVEN wrote:



Rick: Thanks for the update - I was a little confused and couldn't follow your post. Glad they gave you a discount and tried to make up for their error!
robertknyc
15 years ago
Rick, you are not only a genius, you are hilarious. Your jokes are the funniest ever told, and matched only by your excellent spelling, punctuation (or lack thereof) and grammar. We are all deeply blessed by your presence here.
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