Whistlebritches
15 years ago

Year to date(12/31/10)statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security. Here are their "discoveries."

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

HockeyDad
15 years ago
Dadvilla3 didn't tell us about the transvestites.

Government sanitizing information outrage!
chiefburg
15 years ago
Deju vu..........all over again.......
DrMaddVibe
15 years ago
Not really, but there's something awfully familiar about that bowling ball.
tailgater
15 years ago

Not really, but there's something awfully familiar about that bowling ball.

DrMaddVibe wrote:



No Anchovies, Please...
DrMaddVibe
15 years ago

No Anchovies, Please...

tailgater wrote:




Simply awesome!:-$
DadZilla3
15 years ago

Dadvilla3 didn't tell us about the transvestites.

Government sanitizing information outrage!

HockeyDad wrote:



Please...this is a family oriented forum.
BuckyB93
15 years ago

No Anchovies, Please...

tailgater wrote:



Lesson learned
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