Next up, grillin' some WadeBrisket: 0310 2010 0000 0941 1734

Click, bang...and YOU'RE dead: 0310 2010 0000 0941 1758

Last, but not least..awwww, NUTS!: 0310 2010 0000 0941 1765

Thas'all for now.

Eyeing up other possible targets...😒

This is gonna be spectacular!!

TIGER

Nice work Dave!!! 🖐

Who are you??? And what did you do with watchurai?

From Retiring to Refiring

From Hammock to Havoc

From Here to Eternity, (Strike that one)

From Him to You

Heeeeeeee's Back and it appears with a vengence.

Gotta love my "VET"

PAPA

Just a little warning to people who may not be familiar with watchurai since he hasn't been around for a while. Tread lightly Dave strikes outta nowhere and strikes HARD!!! Stirring the beast can be hazardous to your health!! 😰

🤫 (Makes it harder to sneak up on the nooblings) 🤫

Sounds like Dave's goin' all gangsta up in here.......

As such....maybe he should have a theme song?? How bout this one...

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Guess who's back, back again

Shady's back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back, guess who's back,

guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to

See Marshall no more they want Shady

I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya

A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker

Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital

By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"

You waited this long to stop debating

Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

I know you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husbands heart problems complicating

So the FCC won't let me be

Or let me be me so let me see

They tried to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me

So come on dip, bum on your lips

**** that **** on your lips and some on your tits

And get ready cuz this ****'s about to get heavy

I just settled all my lawsuits, "**** you Debbie!"

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

round the outside, round the outside.

Two trailer park girls go round the outside,

round the outside, round the outside.

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody just follow me

Cuz we need a little controversy,

Cuz it feels so empty without me

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just seems fitting....doesn't it?? I think so. Maybe it's the Trailer park girls going round the outside??

Although I hope you cracked yourself up.

Awwww....c'mon. Little white dude....wanna-be gangsta???

I can see the resemblence. Sides...who doesn't like a little Eminem to mix it up a little?

Perhaps you just never realized the similarities before Dave. In which case, you're welcome!\:d/

more than he already has

Now, that IS funny. Sadly, THIS is how you use that college degree...\:d/

When we meet this year, we gonna arm-wrastle.