CigarKid, I've been known to go off the deep end from time to time, but I had no idea that you had that much pent up hostility- especially for a "newbie".
If you don't like Lance's sexual innuendo, don't read it. It's simple.
Also, no need to put down Red's "attributes". She's a cute, spunky gal & meant no harm. "Oinker" pictures are not everybody's cup of tea, so ignore them.
Life appears to have treated you well. Enjoy it.
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