fishinguitarman
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:41:36 AM
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just

HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We

just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur

and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in

his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected

to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather

awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to

satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a

rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it.."

ecr
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  • Herf-A-Holic
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:47:06 AM
LMFAO, how true
DrafterX
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:47:57 AM
😂 😂 😂 😂
frozenphoenix1
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:48:03 AM
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
cacman
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:51:47 AM

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just

HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

fishinguitarman wrote:

Ha... not where I live!

HockeyDad
Friday, March 4, 2011 10:53:45 AM
Outrage Detector is at DEFCON-2 Alert
fishinguitarman
Friday, March 4, 2011 11:00:11 AM

Ha... not where I live!

cacman wrote:

DItto here....

jessicas@cigarbid
Friday, March 4, 2011 11:42:07 AM
Like the bumper stick I saw a few months ago said, "Keep working, the people on welfare are depending on you". How true, how true! I know the economy is bad and Lord knows I'm very thankful that I have a job, but there are some people who just take advantage of the system and it's such BS.
delarob
Friday, March 4, 2011 12:55:47 PM
Does C-Bid take food stamps? 2 for 1?
Stinkdyr
Friday, March 4, 2011 1:35:33 PM

Like the bumper stick I saw a few months ago said, "Keep working, the people on welfare are depending on you". How true, how true! I know the economy is bad and Lord knows I'm very thankful that I have a job, but there are some people who just take advantage of the system and it's such BS.

jessicas@cigarbid wrote:

If you really want a good vomit..........come to Boston and witness the welfare breeding colony we have going here!

](*,)

Papachristou
Friday, March 4, 2011 1:50:45 PM
lmfao! props to the fishinguitarman!
DadZilla3
Friday, March 4, 2011 4:26:06 PM
MULTIGENERATIONAL ENTITLEMENTS OUTRAGE!
andytv
Friday, March 4, 2011 5:11:13 PM
Bwwaaaahhaahahaaahahaaa!!!!

The guy was black right?

MACS
Friday, March 4, 2011 5:44:52 PM

Bwwaaaahhaahahaaahahaaa!!!!

The guy was black right?

andytv wrote:

Nobody mentioned race. Did you let adroomi borrow your username and password?

[-x

Papachristou
Friday, March 4, 2011 5:48:39 PM

Bwwaaaahhaahahaaahahaaa!!!!

The guy was black right?

andytv wrote:

no but the other nine guys behind him were!

schusler
Friday, March 4, 2011 6:05:03 PM
😁
fishinguitarman
Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:36:40 AM

Nobody mentioned race. Did you let adroomi borrow your username and password?

[-x

MACS wrote:

LMAO!

Stinkdyr
Thursday, March 10, 2011 10:17:57 AM

Nobody mentioned race. Did you let adroomi borrow your username and password?

[-x

MACS wrote:

Perfect.

😂

cacman
Thursday, March 10, 2011 10:28:02 AM
Suggestion to fix the leeching Welfare system & Illegal immigrants: Throw all the illegal immigrants out of this country and make all the generations of welfare leeching citizens work those jobs ("jobs" they are too good for) and earn the numerous benefits they receive.

Here are a few other great ideas:

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald in Waco , Texas on November 18, 2010:

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs , alcohol, nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs , alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in Section 8 Housing or a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem. If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make mistakes and bad choices.

AND while you are on Government subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from the voting rolls while you are receiving a Government welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Alfred W. Evans, Gatesville, Texas

DrMaddVibe
Thursday, March 10, 2011 10:37:48 AM
Alfred W. Evans For President!!![whip]