I've never used one before.

It seems pretty simple. Bend the knees, step toward the pitcher, and follow all the way through with the bat and you don't get zapped.

Sometimes, parenting is easy.

She wouldn't let me put it on the dog after that.

Thanks for the laugh 8track

My SIL (the army ranger ) had 2 labs .....both wore shock collars !

Jake would eat the collar off of his brother doggie & then the other dog ( can't remember his name ! ) would chew Jakes off !

After 2 collars my SIL gave up !!

EBB

If only I would have thought of that!

Light 'im up! Tasers won't mean a damn when he starts his crime spree.

I would love to get one that has a remote (my Sis has one for her rottie), because he also tends to bark when there is no reason to bark, then he gets the beagle barking!

My brother in law asked me to get the collar for him and pressed the button on the remote and shocked the living **** out of me a few years ago. It was funny, after I got done yelling at him because of how much it hurt!!!

I think they must not work - hell you yelled at him after the shocking - I thought the shocking was supposed to _stop_ the barking

I'm talking about kids who need to learn baseball fundamentals.

He asked for "anything" other than a shock collar. After a few moments, I agreed to a different plan. Any time he's the the batter's box, and his knees aren't bent, I'm going to yell JUSTIN BEIBER!!

The look on his face tells me he'd prefer the collar.

I think he'd prefer the collar.

If you are preventing them from running out in the road and getting hit, possibly killed, I think it's better to give them a little shock then for them to be run over. Like I mentioned in my earlier response, our boxer learned after a few shocks and us training him where the "line" was, now we rarely have to put it on him.

I was being silly.

The whole "Shocking children is fine, but shocking dogs is bad" is...... a little different perspective... then the norm. So it loosely translates as "funny". But it is less funny (maybe it never was) when you have to explain it like this.

I may have to start using that nifty Sarcasm icon. But that is a little bit like adding a laugh track. The funnier shows don't have them. The Office (when it was good) Modern Family etc.)

Perhaps I should be playing more to the crowd here instead of playing with myself (that's me being silly again. I'm not really masturbating........ .............. okay, NOW I'm mas.... (that's a little more humor, as I really am NOT masturbating because I'd be typing with one hand and I would start to mssipel thw words bdaly, soe yuo coulld tel ifi rely reali wass.... (I'm really NOT, nor was I when the "bad" typing was happening. That was me being silly again).

Okay, I'm tired. I need a nap. I always like to take a nap after I finish mastu..... typing a long post.

Don'tcha just want to give me a big hug?! (You probably don't want to. Hold on.......... brb................ (sweating)..... .............. almost there!................................. I'm ...I'M.............. [sarcasm] )

That felt GREAT! I need a cigarette. Don't worry. I'll call......... It's just that this is my busy time of year. You understand. Forget cigarettes, I'm going to have a cigar instead.

Call me!

That way when she won't heel and I have to zap her she feels better about it..

And yes, I just bought a gray one for my son (he's 5) and an orange one for my daughter (she turns 3 in a few weeks -- I can't WAIT to see her face when she opens THAT present!). A little more "spendy" than I wanted to do, but... Shipping was free.

Of course, her pansy-ass pre-school frowns on "jewelry" so I'm going to have to call it an "allergy collar."

:) thanks for clearing that up for me! Honestly, I take everyone seriously for the most part (including my husband, which drives him crazy when he's attempting to be funny), so that's why I figured I would ask ya!

It gave me a chance to really put on a show for you.

Fun fun!