Running out of room?
Tired of hearing your wife harp about how many cigars you have?
Trouble keeping your pesky neighbor out of your humidor?

Have I got a deal for you!!!!!

For a nominal charge, I will store your fine stogies off site and out of harms way... safe and sound.

Just imagine the peace of mind you will enjoy knowing that your collection is carefully maintained in a pristine environment out of sight from nosey wives and light-fingered neigbors.

Plus with our Executive Service Level you can be assured that your cigars are consistently tested against contamination from cigar weevils, over/under humidity, mold, rot and decay.

Sign up today and get 25% more space... FREE!!!

Fine print: Nominal charge consists of 1 cigar per day per 25 cigars in storage. Due to the higher demands of the Executive Level Service a sampling of 2 additional cigars per day for each 25 cigars in storage is required. Minimum storage requiremnts of 6 boxes must be maintained at all times and withdrawals are limited to every 6th Tuesday of odd numbered months (only in leap years).

ok I'll bite, where do I send them again...

Great! Finally a home for my Lone Wolfs, Bad Frogs and Acids! Hope you like menthol-flavored cigars, cause they really stink! Let me know where I can send them!

can i store my Don Fano's in there????

they're so bad even my stupid friends won't take them

My White Owl's have found a home!

Black-n-milds sent.

Hell, you can not only have one per day but the whole collection of Wolves, Frogs and Hamilton House's!!!!

Charlie

My newfound local has storage bins in their walk in humi you can rent. 🙂

since you can't fill it...just send the whole humi to me 🙂

Man i never thought i would find a home for my garcia vega's...........

This is wonderful! And to think..........I was going to throw my Philipine-made cigar collection in the dumpster.....u

AHHHH, now I can relax and have peace of mind. A bargain at .25 a 'gar!!! How about I send you a check for $1,000,000.00. And would you please watch over my Rare exotic reserve collection of my: philly blunts, white owls,dutch masters, and my back woods. I been having kidnappers and burglars break in my home and business trying to steal them. And the threatning calls for my life might cease and desist.