fishinguitarman
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:05:24 PM
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the Terminal?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why didn't Noah swat those 2 mosquitoes?

grmcooper
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:06:42 PM
No.
fishinguitarman
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:09:24 PM
Why is the person that invests all your money called a 'broker'?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Audra87
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:10:57 PM
Why do they call it a civil war? There's nothing civil about it...
fishinguitarman
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:12:24 PM
Why is it doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

fishinguitarman
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:25:37 PM
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?
Audra87
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:28:58 PM
^ YES!!!
fishinguitarman
Friday, June 3, 2011 12:30:18 PM

^ YES!!!

Audra87 wrote:

Yes!

LONsdale
Saturday, June 4, 2011 9:33:44 AM
Why do you drive on a parkway yet park in in a driveway ?
fishinguitarman
Tuesday, June 7, 2011 5:52:30 PM

Why do you drive on a parkway yet park in in a driveway ?

LONsdale wrote:

Now THAT is profound!

elk hunter
Tuesday, June 7, 2011 5:56:42 PM
They are called apartments.... Why are they built so close together????
cacman
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 3:02:44 AM
It's illegal to drink-and-drive (within limits)...

So why do most bars have parking lots????

🍺

fishinguitarman
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 2:45:52 PM
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Trkdrvremt
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 2:49:17 PM
Why do drive up ATM's have braille over the buttons?!?!?!@?
Audra87
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 3:46:28 PM
Why doesn't anyone ever say a boat when asked what they would want with them if stranded on an island?[frypan]
DaQueenBeez
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 4:22:34 PM

Why doesn't anyone ever say a boat when asked what they would want with them if stranded on an island?[frypan]

Audra87 wrote:

Well, I can't speak for everyone, but for myself it's usually because I said I wanted Hugh Jackman there with no way to escape![whip]

Audra87
Wednesday, June 8, 2011 4:46:25 PM

Well, I can't speak for everyone, but for myself it's usually because I said I wanted Hugh Jackman there with no way to escape![whip]

DaQueenBeez wrote:

COOL!!! I'd be more than happy with that. 😁 👍

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