For those of you wondering here is the portion of the Smoke Mag ad in question.

The post discussing the ad is at-
http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=9&messageDisplay=0000000030854 

Art

This could be the wife of one of the cigar owners???

I'll tread lightly...

she missed a few spots with the razor...

Hog

Its obviously done on purpose...tongue in cheek.

I like it. Its funny.

i don't get it. maybe i just don't see it.

No, you don't, lofty, but that's ok too.
LOL

This is the one time that I can find the cigar!

Charlie

Isn't that Chyna, the old WWF sheman?

No, not muscular enough or ugly enough!

Charlie

What big coconuts you have!



Marla

Gee Marla, you are so observant, yes, she does have some whoppers of er coconuts!

Charlie

Why would anybody spend $$ on her boob job?? It's like putting earrings on a pig....It doesn't help the appearance!!!!

LOL...I saw this in the mag. I thought to myself...self, what a marketing mistake! I guess I am not alone...lol.

Pretty sorry ad. Must truly be a dog rocket if she is their mascot.

...beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder...

....you mob!
Yes, I agree that the ad really stinks, but let that woman slide up to any one of you at a coffee shop or nightclub, and you'd be falling over yourselves to impress her, all the while staring at her chest.

Your delusions of what a woman should like like are evident with the "oohs" and "ahhs" you post with CarribeanSouls daily posts, and when you see a "real" woman you call her ugly.

...just to set the record straight, since someone is bound to reply........yes, I'd do her.

'droomi

You are exactly right. Different time in life I would have chased her like a puppy. But she is definitely not mass media advertisement quality. The hair style, bad color job, funny look on her face and the bit of pooch she has just doesn't scream "Model".
She has a bit of a floozy look to her which is a turn off.

adroomi, it seems that everytime I see you on the forum you are stirring up something, going against the grain, or just trying to disagree with someone. Why is that?

Country

....somebody has to go against the grain, or else this board would be full of:

"hey, she's hot and this is a great cigar, don't you agree?"

"Yes."
"Me too"
"Me too"
"Me too"
"Me too"

Get it?

I don't go against the grain, I simply state what is the truth and hope for some meaningful dialogue to develop.

Notice how Rayder1 supports my comments with his own honest opinion......we both agree that the ad sucks, and we both agree that that is pretty much not a bad looking gal when you look at her realistically.

I'm a philosopher at heart, and a seeker of knowledge. The only way to attain that knowledge is to seek the truth first. The truth being, I would do her, and so would any of you other guys. If you wouldn't do her (for whatever moralistic reasons you have and I respect you for), you would definately flirt like schoolboys with her if she asked you to join her in a game of pool. Then you go home and talk as old lions to your buds about "how you COULD'VE done this really hot chick the night before." Me, I'm realistic, I'd just do her and then not tell anybody.....well, maybe I'd post her photo on this board, I don't know.

I saw this ad also and since it advertising pleasure from Hawaii! smokin ass class! I was going to post something like pabloscabar in drag with fake boobs but you beat me to it .LOL I don't think I will be trying any of these cigars!

^ LOL!

Adroomi, what the heck are you rambling about now???
No more Jolt cola for that boy! LOL!!

BTW, I think that the ad was good (overall) despite the poor copy, for reasons stated on another thread, and that the woman is definitely "attainable" AND attractive.

Oh, and the larger ring Smoking Ass is a passably nice smoke. Muy oloroso. LOL!

Aloha