Magwitch
14 years ago
Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?
ZRX1200
14 years ago
How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.
tonyt722
14 years ago

How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.

ZRX1200 wrote:


Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck
rfenst
14 years ago

How's the big ****** and nut juice treating your pallet?

I'm watching a movie, then I'm going to Home Depot to pick up my girlfriend.

ZRX1200 wrote:



Thats's a very witty and funny comment.


rfenst
14 years ago

Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?

Magwitch wrote:



I have nothing to do and like it. So, I am laying in bed and watching tv.

What casino do you go to?
Magwitch
14 years ago
I like you ZRX. You have an open invitation to come to my house and enjoy coitus with my paralyzed sister.
ZRX1200
14 years ago
Sometimes you have to play to the given audience counselor.
ZRX1200
14 years ago
Magwitch if I liked that I woulda stayed married to my ex. But thank you just the same.

Maybe I'll bring over some boxed wine and a few Oscuro cigars for you and I to enjoy.
rfenst
14 years ago
Clean out your inbox.
rwilly
14 years ago
ZRX1200
14 years ago
Cleaned out good sir.
m j toal
14 years ago

Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?

Magwitch wrote:



Remember when taking a shower to clean your butt first then your feet.


Better to get a little shlt on your feet than get athletes azzhole.








Mike Hunt
critter2
14 years ago
don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks
lou2row
14 years ago

don't stop, please don't stop. haven't laughed this much in weeks

critter2 wrote:



Been awhile since you stood naked in front of a mirror, huh?
nickatnite
14 years ago

Don't forget to shit on the toilet for good luck

tonyt722 wrote:




OH SHIZZ!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!😂 😂 😂
nickatnite
14 years ago

Smoking a King Richard and drinking coconut vodka. Wife went to her mother's to ride out the hurricane. Feeling dark and dirty. Thinking of getting a big black oily escort. The kind with pendulous stretch marked jugs, prison tats and bullet scars. That or the casino. What are you guys doing?

Magwitch wrote:




You didn't mention if the escort was going to be male or female, since you're familiar with "brotherly love", as you so stated yourself in a previous post.
sd72
Taps86
12 years ago
This **** is priceless
Palama
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