S&%t. I know s&%t's bad right now, with all that starving bulls&%t, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

Now I understand everyone's s&%t's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure.
Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE.
Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.

I give you my word as President.
He'll fix the problems with all the dead crops.
He's gonna make them grow again.
Crops...and that ain't all. I give you my word.
He's gonna fix the dust storms too.
I give you my word.
He's gonna fix the economy.
And he's so smart...
He's gonna do it all in one year.

nobody ever thinks about the electrolytes..... 😞

Why did Obama let Hurricane Irene hit the East Coast? He knew it was coming yet he didn't do anything to stop it. Shouldn't he be held accountable for his inactions??????

Obama hates white people..... 😟

Racist crackers.....

His **** is all retarded and he talks like a ****![frypan]


Not to mention...with no birth certificate...


UNSCANABLE!!!!!