pgje51
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14 years ago


A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...

So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it again.
He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 65."

The robot leans in real close and says,

"So, are you people STILL happy you voted for your "Change" candidate?"

HockeyDad
DrafterX
14 years ago
And what do you mean by 'You People'..??? [ram27bat]
Stinkdyr
14 years ago
racist!!!!!!!!!!!!

=d>
DadZilla3
14 years ago

racist!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stinkdyr wrote:



Not to worry. It's pretty obvious to even the most casual observer that no one group enjoys a monopoly on stupidity. 🤐
JadeRose
14 years ago
Never go full retard
teedubbya
14 years ago

Never go full retard

JadeRose wrote:



Obviously Jade does not practice what he preaches
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago
I dunno...What's worse?

Going full retard or only going half?

I mean if somebody isn't that committed and only wanted to go 1/2 retard then is it still okay?

Glass 1/2...oh whatever.[whip]
DrafterX
14 years ago
🤔
I think we need a retard smiley.... 😟
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago

:-k
I think we need a retard smiley.... 😟

DrafterX wrote:




[jester]

Oh, we already got one!

DrafterX
14 years ago
DrMaddVibe
14 years ago
[frypan] [frypan] [frypan] [frypan] [frypan]
jetblasted
14 years ago
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